Post-fundraising drabble #2

Look, I understand I’m itchy, however is that my fault? Can’t you offer with it, suck it up, wear a slip? You can do something, I’m sure. laundry me again? That may work. I don’t imply to be itchy – I’m not trying to drive you nuts. You cut out my label – that ought to have helped, right? as well as perhaps if you lost a few pounds, my seams wouldn’t be stretched so tight. I’m just saying, okay? Don’t get huffy with me. It’s not my fault you’re so sensitive, princess. Wait! Wait! Where are you going? What do you mean, “cotton”?

{ETA: thanks to Kayleen for the link!}

Oh, as well as a few linkety things before I forget:

Mina has published directions on exactly how to make what appears like a truly quite as well as comfortable skirt.

Bernina revealed their diamond Odyssey winners! If you like wearable art … you like wearable art, so you ought to inspect it out. The winners all got the type of stitching machines that do whatever however walk your canine … as well as I believe one of the creations was optioned as the plot for a fantasy movie. (Not sure about that last part.)

Oh, as well as in the “free stuff for bloggers” category, NARS sent me some makeup. (I know, I know, I had to have somebody pinch me.) I’m not a significant makeup fiend, however NARS is soooo nice. I got the new several (in Orgasm) as well as a lipgloss/stain combo in Sayonara/Turkish Delight. If I may channel my inner Jean Godfrey-June for a moment: wow. I had avoided the whole NARS Orgasm bandwagon when it was just a powder blush, because (due to many, numerous incredibly untidy experiences with shattered powder compacts) I only wear cream blush. however this stuff, well, it does what they state it does. With a teeny-tiny amount of shine — not so much that you truly notice it, it’s like a homeopathic dose of shine — practically subliminal. It even made me look healthy in the doldrums of the chilly I had last week, as well as that was stating something. (I had to laundry it off or else my other half would have believed I was malingering.) The lipstuff is likewise good — it goes on a bit thick (although that may be my inexpert application), however it wipes down well to a quite color. I’ve type of provided up on genuine lipstick, as well as instead depend on the blind application of tinted lipbalm, however this may get trotted out for special occasions. They likewise sent me something called Mono Body Glow, which is a “lightweight, multi-purpose charm oil for everyday moisture.” It smells truly nice, however not in a nice-for-me way, so I believe possibly somebody I understand who collects perfume (Hi A!) is going to get this. Also, it solidifies under 72 degrees, which would make it a solid block of congealment in my ill-insulated Chicago home up until oh, April. however thanks, NARS! Your blush has altered my life, or at least my mindset towards products with “Orgasm” in their names!

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